the doctor ain't coming
to fix your cyst
her nurse went missing
turning tricks
trouble with the miracle
trouble with the pain
trouble with the troubles
will drive you insane
drive you insane
take you to Mars
hanging with the aliens
in galactic dive bars
drive you to Andromeda
not a big deal
everyone's a bastard
when they get behind the wheel
get behind the wheel
turn it right
doin' some donuts on a Saturday night
get behind the wheel
turn it hard left
ain't nobody will miss you
and your nasty ass breath
the man on the TV
is on fire
wagging his tongue
at the eternal choir
everybody agrees
he's the man of the hour
send a little something
before it goes sour
head for the parking lot
do a beeper deluxe
got yourself a clicker
and at least thirty bucks
start her on up
reach behind the seat
grab a little something
that tastes really sweet
get behind the wheel
turn it right
doin' some donuts on a Saturday night
get behind the wheel
turn it hard left
ain't nobody will miss you
and your nasty ass breath
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