The Iron Lady is No More
Margaret Thatcher, Queen of Conservistan, has died at the age of 87. One of the original Mousketeers, she will always be remembered for her later appearances in films such as You Dirty Trollop and Beach, Blanket, Naughty Bastard.
In her later years she suffered a series of strokes, and often complained about Britain's working class building nests in her hair. Her family will miss her. Maybe a few friends will, too. That's the most any of us can hope for.
Little known fact: the outer labial folds of Thatcher's vagina were used in the building of the Lusitania.