Mortaljive: The Rest is Silence

There is no still point in all the Universe, and that is the rock upon which I stand

Saturday, April 27, 2013

Facebook Jesus


i was friends with jesus
jesus was my friend
i could go right to his page
for there my soul to tend

i never ever mentioned
the mystery of his fate
or why he never posted
his status to update

jesus was my friend
for him i did click "like"
i had a friend in jesus
until he cried out "psych!"

(angelic chorus)
facebook jesus
don't unfriend me
facebook jesus
set me free
i will see you in heaven
i will laugh at those in hell
don't unfriend me, dear sweet jesus
please keep me in your spell
facebook jesus
amen
facebook jesus
amen

i tried to go his page today
it asked if i was a friend
i always just assumed
we would be until the end

but alas, dear jesus blocked me
i can't drop by anymore
if i do, i just see nothing
on the wrong side of his door

(angelic chorus)
facebook jesus
don't unfriend me
facebook jesus
set me free
i will see you in heaven
i will laugh at those in hell
don't unfriend me, dear sweet jesus
please keep me in your spell
facebook jesus
amen
facebook jesus
amen
satan is an asshole
but he posts some real cool stuff
he could never be a friend like jesus
he tends to play a little rough
i'm still friends with the buddha
he is always really kind
the secret to his mystery?
do your thinking with no mind

(angelic chorus)
facebook jesus
don't unfriend me
facebook jesus
set me free
i will see you in heaven
i will laugh at those in hell
don't unfriend me, dear sweet jesus
please keep me in your spell
facebook jesus
amen
facebook jesus
amen
(acapella)
sweetest jesus, former friend on the fb
dearest, sweetest jesus, who said he once loved me
i miss your page and youtubes, i miss your holy nation
i miss clicking "like" for spiritual salvation
dearest, sweetest jesus
facebook jesus
amen
dearest, sweetest jesus
facebook jesus
amen
i never ever mentioned
the mystery of his fate
or why he never posted
his status to update

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