Ron Paul's America: Let it Bleed
As part of America's #1 Addled Muppet Ron Paul's plan to keep government out of governing, I offer up the Backyard Fracas Pulverizer as an example of how meddlesome government should just let America beat the shit out of itself, end of story. I bet 6'5" 35 year-olds everywhere will agree: bam! bam! bam!
Note: If oxygen-intolerant knuckle-draggers cannot be trusted with democracy, they really, really can't be trusted with libertarianism. There ain't enough fans for that shit to hit...