(Dedicated to the Moronification of 'Uh-Merica)
here in the land of old glory
here where the eagles fly
we got ourselves some stories
that fill us full of pride
we got jesus and the moses
got lucifer and god
we ain't got no monkey people
lawd, lawd, lawd
we ain't got no monkey people
lawd, lawd, lawd
it's time to teach salvation
down at the public school
the righteous and the faithful
so awesome and so cool
there tweren't no evolution
just mighty kingdom come
we are not retarded
we're just really fukkin' dumb
we are not retarded
we are not retarded
we are not retarded
we're just really fukkin' dumb
the jews laid out the story
of how it all began
god blew upon the water
and then came vietnam
little baby jesus
arrived beneath a star
we celebrate salvation
by drinking at the bar
the trooper pulls us over
cuz the whiskey makes us numb
we are not retarded
we're just really fukkin' dumb
we are not retarded
we are not retarded
we are not retarded
we're just really fukkin' dumb
god made the world in seven days
no, wait, six, he took off the sabbath
we changed that to the day of the sun
dag burnit and goldurn nabbit
when you're singing in the choir
it's okay just to hum
we are not retarded
we're just really fukkin' dumb
we are not retarded
we are not retarded
we are not retarded
we're just really fukkin' dumb
here in the land of old glory
here where the eagles fly
we got ourselves some stories
that fill us full of pride
we got jesus and the moses
got lucifer and god
we ain't got no monkey people
lawd, lawd, lawd
we ain't got no monkey people
lawd, lawd, lawd
when you're singing in the choir
it's okay just to hum
we are not retarded
we're just really fukkin' dumb
we are not retarded
we are not retarded
we are not retarded
we're just really fukkin' dumb
***
here in the land of old glory
here where the eagles fly
we got ourselves some stories
that fill us full of pride
we got jesus and the moses
got lucifer and god
we ain't got no monkey people
lawd, lawd, lawd
we ain't got no monkey people
lawd, lawd, lawd
it's time to teach salvation
down at the public school
the righteous and the faithful
so awesome and so cool
there tweren't no evolution
just mighty kingdom come
we are not retarded
we're just really fukkin' dumb
we are not retarded
we are not retarded
we are not retarded
we're just really fukkin' dumb
the jews laid out the story
of how it all began
god blew upon the water
and then came vietnam
little baby jesus
arrived beneath a star
we celebrate salvation
by drinking at the bar
the trooper pulls us over
cuz the whiskey makes us numb
we are not retarded
we're just really fukkin' dumb
we are not retarded
we are not retarded
we are not retarded
we're just really fukkin' dumb
god made the world in seven days
no, wait, six, he took off the sabbath
we changed that to the day of the sun
dag burnit and goldurn nabbit
when you're singing in the choir
it's okay just to hum
we are not retarded
we're just really fukkin' dumb
we are not retarded
we are not retarded
we are not retarded
we're just really fukkin' dumb
here in the land of old glory
here where the eagles fly
we got ourselves some stories
that fill us full of pride
we got jesus and the moses
got lucifer and god
we ain't got no monkey people
lawd, lawd, lawd
we ain't got no monkey people
lawd, lawd, lawd
when you're singing in the choir
it's okay just to hum
we are not retarded
we're just really fukkin' dumb
we are not retarded
we are not retarded
we are not retarded
we're just really fukkin' dumb
***
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