10 Foot Baby Gate

man you got a big fat baby
man that baby is living large
float that baby down the river
float that baby on daddy's barge

how you gonna feed that enormous baby
how you gonna push him to the park
build yourself a baby carriage
just as big as noah's ark

the windows rattle when he's crying
time to feed him, best not be late
lord, he's coming, he is crawling
gonna have to get a ten foot baby gate

10 foot baby gate
10 foot baby gate
10 foot baby gate
build it now, best not be late!
gonna have to build a 10 foot baby gate!

must have been something in the water
must have been something in the air
whatever it was it got in the baby
whatever it was let the buyer beware!

here you come, better run for the mountains
here you come, better fly to the sea
damn, your baby gonna crush the city
ain't nothing be left for you and me

gonna have to get a...
10 foot baby gate
10 foot baby gate
10 foot baby gate
build it now, best not be late!
gonna have to build a 10 foot baby gate!

man you got a big fat baby
man that baby is living large
float that baby down the river
float that baby on daddy's barge

how you gonna feed that enormous baby
how you gonna push him to the park
build yourself a baby carriage
just as big as noah's ark

the windows rattle when he's crying
time to feed him, best not be late
lord, he's coming, he is crawling
gonna have to get a ten foot baby gate

10 foot baby gate
10 foot baby gate
10 foot baby gate
build it now, best not be late!
gonna have to build a 10 foot baby gate!

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Comments

Anonymous said…
Man, you are a genius. I don't care what everybody says. . .

--Oscar