War On Christmas to Merge With Wal-Mart

In what many are saying is a "natural fit" the mega-mega-super store Wal-Mart has agreed in principal to host all Yuletide related hostilities.

The War on Christmas, which traditionally begins in late spring and continues on into the New Year, had been an orphan of late as shoppers across America were increasingly reluctant to shoot elves. Perhaps not coincidentally, the newly released "Bloody Baby Savior" action toy failed to attract the audience Wal-Mart executives had hoped would appear on a midnight clear. Developing...

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