#10. Empty the ashtrays and fluff up the pillows.
#9. Acquire blood from one dozen virgins for Rupert Murdoch.
#8. Only pretend to kill the President, damn it!
#7. Squeal like a pig!
#6. Once a year, deliver toys to all the good boys and girls.
#5. Polish the brass with some pride, for crying out loud!
#4. Do things on the floor of the Senate that polite people will not discuss.
#3. Greet foreign dignitaries while high on stem cell crystals.
#3. Toga Captain!
#2. Keep Alaska from seceding from the Union.
#1. Tip the valet guy.
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#9. Acquire blood from one dozen virgins for Rupert Murdoch.
#8. Only pretend to kill the President, damn it!
#7. Squeal like a pig!
#6. Once a year, deliver toys to all the good boys and girls.
#5. Polish the brass with some pride, for crying out loud!
#4. Do things on the floor of the Senate that polite people will not discuss.
#3. Greet foreign dignitaries while high on stem cell crystals.
#3. Toga Captain!
#2. Keep Alaska from seceding from the Union.
#1. Tip the valet guy.
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