President McCain Has An Erection That Lasts More Than Four Hours

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President McCain Has An Erection That Lasts More Than Four Hours

July 15, 2008

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It could happen. If it does happen, he should consult a doctor. And get a tatoo.

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The Once and Turgid King V is for Vasodialater

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The Thugs on the Plane With This and That

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