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Saturday, October 06, 2007

The Wimbledon Rap Lyrics

THE WIMBLEDON RAP

We play on an island far across the sea
We have a bit of fun and we drink a spot of tea
And every year we invite some ladies and chaps
To play our lawn tennis and do the Wimbledon Rap

Haw, Haw, Haw, Haw,
I say
Haw, Haw, Haw, Haw

Do the serve and volley, wear an elbow patch
Keep a stiff upper lip and win point, game, set and match
Strawberries and cream? Perhaps a pint of ale?
Maybe later you can boogie with the Prince of Wales!

Haw, Haw, Haw, Haw,
I say
Haw, Haw, Haw, Haw

Give it up, ya ho
Give it up, ya haw
Give it up, ya ho
Give it up, ya haw

Watch the change of the guard, man you know it’s a snap
Then go back to center court and do the Wimbledon Rap

Haw, Haw, Haw, Haw,
I say
Haw, Haw, Haw, Haw

We play on an island far across the sea
We have a bit of fun and we drink a spot of tea
And every year we invite some ladies and chaps
To play our lawn tennis and do the Wimbledon Rap

Haw, Haw, Haw, Haw,
I say
Haw, Haw, Haw, Haw
(fade out)

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Original lyrics by mjs

You (yes, you!) can watch the video here.

Or not.

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