Super patriot General JC Christian wrote a letter to Ruth Malhotra (she of the Georgia Tech College Republicans) regarding her public battle to be intolerant of homosexuals because, well, it's her right to be intolerant. Especially down in Georgia.
Isn't her bigotry based upon writings in the Old Testament? Doesn't the Old Testament have some things to say about a woman's role in the scheme of things?
Anyway, I wrote some lyrics:
Ain't You a Predator
I saw a baby lamb running with the wolves
Howling and 'a snarling, playing by their rules
Halfway into hunting time the wolves looked down and said:
Honey, you got just one minute afore your eyes see red
I saw a a baby pigeon flying up so high
Circling with an eagle, faking an eagle's cry
Somewhere 'round a thousand feet the eagle blinked and said:
Honey, you got one minute, spend it wisely 'fore you're dead
(chorus)
Ain't you a predator
Ain't you the power
Ain't you the sweetest thing
Why do you taste so sour?
Best use a dose of caution
With the righteous and the true
When you get to casting stones
They might cast a few at you
I heard there was an honest man up in old DC
Crafting legislation, as big as you can please
The Senate and the House got wind of this poor sap:
Son, they said in unison, better knock off all this crap
I heard there was a brown girl down in the Christian South
They opened up enrollment, she opened up her mouth
She got herself a soap box and made a bunch of noise
Honey, they said with a folksy drawl, best not agitate the boys
(chorus)
Ain't you a predator
Ain't you the power
Ain't you the sweetest thing
Why do you taste so sour?
Best use a dose of caution
With the righteous and the true
When you get to casting stones
They might cast a few at you
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I changed a few lyrics from the original posting in the comments box at Jesus' General. Because I felt like it. So there.
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With her lawsuit, the 22-year-old student joins a growing campaign to force public schools, state colleges and private workplaces to eliminate policies protecting gays and lesbians from harassment.
Isn't her bigotry based upon writings in the Old Testament? Doesn't the Old Testament have some things to say about a woman's role in the scheme of things?
Anyway, I wrote some lyrics:
Ain't You a Predator
I saw a baby lamb running with the wolves
Howling and 'a snarling, playing by their rules
Halfway into hunting time the wolves looked down and said:
Honey, you got just one minute afore your eyes see red
I saw a a baby pigeon flying up so high
Circling with an eagle, faking an eagle's cry
Somewhere 'round a thousand feet the eagle blinked and said:
Honey, you got one minute, spend it wisely 'fore you're dead
(chorus)
Ain't you a predator
Ain't you the power
Ain't you the sweetest thing
Why do you taste so sour?
Best use a dose of caution
With the righteous and the true
When you get to casting stones
They might cast a few at you
I heard there was an honest man up in old DC
Crafting legislation, as big as you can please
The Senate and the House got wind of this poor sap:
Son, they said in unison, better knock off all this crap
I heard there was a brown girl down in the Christian South
They opened up enrollment, she opened up her mouth
She got herself a soap box and made a bunch of noise
Honey, they said with a folksy drawl, best not agitate the boys
(chorus)
Ain't you a predator
Ain't you the power
Ain't you the sweetest thing
Why do you taste so sour?
Best use a dose of caution
With the righteous and the true
When you get to casting stones
They might cast a few at you
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I changed a few lyrics from the original posting in the comments box at Jesus' General. Because I felt like it. So there.
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