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Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Song For Jean Schmidt



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General JC Christian has found French infiltrators jimmying (jaucqeesing?) Rep. Jean Schmidt's "Smears Across America" campaign...seems some Stalinist group called Cincinnati.com ran a poll, and a lot of respondents "no-likey bitch corpse bride."

Heck, the love Frau Buckeye Breath shares with the world has inspired me to write some lyrics:

She Makes Me Scream

I want to eat her with a serving of crow
I want the whole wide world to know
I want a second helping of Jean
I want to eat her like a lima bean
Jean
She makes me scream

I want to love her by the side of the road
I want to fill her with a loving load
I want to do her in the rays of the sun
Second thought: I think I'll cut and run
Jean
She makes me scream

(chorus)
Like Zena, like Joan of Arc
Like Medusa just before dark
Like the banshee that howls in the mist
Jean wears her knickers in a nasty twist
Man, she is pissed

I want to take her to a movie show
Study the exits, and then I'll go
Leave her with popcorn and ju ju fruit
Tell her I have to go drain my flute
Jean
She makes me scream

I'll go see her in Washington
Another suitor in her legions of men
I'll wave to her and shout from the crowd
And then I'll dump her for Maureen Dowd
Jean
She makes me scream

(chorus)
Like Zena, like Joan of Arc
Like Medusa just before dark
Like the banshee that howls in the mist
Jean wears her knickers in a nasty twist
Man, she is pissed

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Idealized image of Jean Schmidt from here.

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