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There is no still point in all the Universe, and that is the rock upon which I stand

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Made in the USA

JC General wrote a letter to Georgia State Senator Nancy Schaefer. Nancy had said the following regarding how abortion and illegal immigration were two peas in a pod:

Commenting on illegal immigration, Schaefer said 50 million abortions have been performed in this country, causing a shortage of cheap American labor. “We could have used those people,” she said.

Derangement is as derangement does. I wrote a song. Double-duh.

MADE IN THE USA

I was sitting in the restaurant
Gonna order whatever I want
But the waitress had to bus her own
She cleared the tables, she was all alone
And I had to wait a long, long time
A really long time

I was working in the factory
Making Statues of Liberty
There was no one to attach the head
It made me see a river of red
And I had to wait a long, long time
A really long time

(chorus)
Give us your tired, give us your poor
You know you have to, you little whores
You're gonna have to spit your babies out
Give them a push and don't you pout
Without your market-value kids
God-fearing companies will go on the skids
Time is money
And there's money to be made
Made in the USA

I went down to the grocery store
To get some bacon and some malt likk-or
But the shelves were all in disarray
No minimum wagers came to work that day

Where have all the people gone?
They used to work all day just singing songs
Mommy made them all for the Lord
And sold their souls to the company store
And I had to wait a long, long time
A really long time

(chorus)
Give us your tired, give us your poor
You know you have to, you little whores
You're gonna have to spit your babies out
Give them a push and don't you pout
Without your market-value kids
God-fearing companies will go on the skids
Time is money
And there's money to be made
Made in the USA

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