Dick Cheney, Just Before Turning and Firing at a Stage Hand
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JC General has worked out a theory regarding a magic BB, Dick Cheney, and that poor old man down in Texas.
I wrote another song about our Veep. Hope you like it!
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FIVE DEFERMENT SHOOTER WITH A GUN
We got a five deferment shooter with a gun
A five deferment drinker out for fun
A five deferment shooter
Boy, there ain't nothing that's cuter
Than a five deferment shooter with a gun!
We got a five deferment chickenhawk deluxe
A five deferment trigger pullin’ putz
A five deferment shooter
Boy, there ain't nothing that's cuter
Than a five deferment chickenhawk deluxe!
(chorus)
Duck, everybody, better duck!
Hit the ground ‘a running
Or your shit is out of luck
Better duck and better dive
Be glad you're still alive
Duck, everybody, better duck!
A five deferment millionaire drives up
A five deferment manly patriot
A five deferment shooter
Boy, there ain’t nothing that’s cuter
Than a five deferment manly patriot!
This old guy, he passed on Vietnam
Seems he had himself some other plan
When he got himself ready
He would shoot with aim most steady
He would shoot for fun but not in Vietnam
(chorus)
Duck, everybody, better duck!
Hit the ground ‘a running
Or your shit is out of luck
Better duck and better dive
Be glad you're still alive
Duck, everybody, better duck!
We got a five deferment shooter with a gun
A five deferment drinker out for fun
A five deferment shooter
Boy, there ain't nothing that's cuter
Than a five deferment shooter with a gun!
We got a five deferment chickenhawk deluxe
A five deferment trigger pullin’ putz
A five deferment shooter
Boy, there ain't nothing that's cuter
Than a five deferment chickenhawk deluxe!
(chorus)
Duck, everybody, better duck!
Hit the ground ‘a running
Or your shit is out of luck
Better duck and better dive
Be glad you're still alive
Duck, everybody, better duck!
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Image of Dick Cheney holding a long weapon from here.
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I may be posting here more in the near future. It is a quiet place, but it is my own.
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