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Tuesday, September 27, 2005

THE INTELLIGENT DESIGN BUMP AND GRIND

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(Above) Intelligent Designer and 'Lil Murph pose for an Eternity

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The Great Designer
Whomsoever that may be
Had a thing for titties
And asses shaking free
And thanks to the designer
I have a hole right up my butt
It’s such a smart ass
I have to wipe it shut

Ooohh, the penis fills with blood
Becomes rigid like a tree
Thousands of nerve endings
Looking for love or just to pee

(chorus)
Intelligent Design
Bump and grind
From the front and from behind
Everybody’s doing it
Intelligent Design

And ladies have a clitoris
The Designer scored again
Sensitive and hooded
Why is pleasure such a sin
Intelligent Design
Put the pleasure in
Why is pleasure such a sin?

(chorus)
Intelligent Design
Bump and grind
From the front and from behind
Everybody’s doing it
Intelligent Design

C’mon, Intelligent Design
The whole planet gets to fucking
When you put Intelligence with Design

When you send junior off to high school
And he gets in science class
Make sure they teach Intelligent Design
He’ll learn secrets from the past
Oh, that Designer
Why’d he make me come so fast?

Praise be to the Designer
Though I never caught the name
Whoever it is, well, at least
We’ve got someone to blame
We have got someone to blame

Intelligent Design
Bump and grind
From the front and from behind
Everybody’s doing it
Intelligent Design
C’mon, Intelligent Design
The whole planet gets to fucking
When you put Intelligence with Design
Bump and grind
From the front and from behind
Get in line…

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Extremely rare image of Intelligent Designer from here. All praise be to Him, the Intelligent Designer. We should probably move on to another subject now, like debt or war, you know, stuff.

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