THE GOVERNMENT CAME RIDING



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The storm it was a coming up the whole damn coast
It caught us with our pants down, and turned us into toast
It broke down a few levees, a thing quite unforeseen
And the waters flooded into town, they flooded New Orleans

The government was set to go, was chomping at the bit
It made itself a pot of joe and lit a cigarette
It went outside in darkness and loaded up the truck
Then stood awhile and stretched a bit, before it passed the buck

The government came riding, true heros with a plan
They made the calls that mattered, they took a manly stand
They organized the rescue teams, and put them next to cops
They proved they were so talented at staging photo ops

The President he showed up, weary from his rest
All those days in Crawford had not left him at his best
He strode into the daylight, the hero of the town
He could not hear the clapping of the floaters all face down

The President admired the work of FEMA's number one
He joked about Trent Lott's house, his moment in the sun
It's just another party for the leader of the land
New Orleans lay in ruins while George Bush struck up the band

When history is written, when all is said and done
Remember all the good things, and all the good clean fun
The city will be built again, and jazz will fill the air
And Mardi Gras will walk on by with ghosts from everywhere

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(the voice I heard singing these lyrics belonged to Johnny Cash, a man eternal)

Image from here.

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Comments

Anonymous said…
Great. Just 1 typo in the 1st stanza - replace "unforseen" with forseen, obvious, inevitable, or the most predicted catastrophe in the Northern Hemisphere.

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mjs said…
unforeseen: Not felt or realized beforehand; unexpected: unforeseen difficulties.

To summarize: the line is ironic, not literal.

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Anonymous said…
Oops. Never mind. I didn't realize you were being ironic.

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mjs said…
I am almost always ironic, except when I am not being ironic. It's all so simple, really.

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