Mortaljive: The Rest is Silence

There is no still point in all the Universe, and that is the rock upon which I stand

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

JUST TRYING TO GET IT RIGHT

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Gather round, you little ones
I have a tale to tell
About the origin of life
And why it’s really swell
We know for sure who made this place
The Universe so grand
‘Twas made by God in heaven
All part of Master’s plan

The proof is in the Bible
The Bible is of God
God is of Himself
He trod a path not trod
He made the universe
In six amazing days
But then He got to tinkering
Now he’s in His insect phase

(chorus)
Intelligent Design
Designs Intelligent
He spends most of His time
Down in His own basement
Fascinated with beetles
You'll find Him there most nights
Three hundred and fifty thousand species
Just trying to get it right

The Lord thy God was lonely
In the void and mist
Nothing much to do or say
No neighbors to visit
And so He got to thinking
“Hey, I’ll make a place
Where little versions of Myself
Can start the Human Race”

And so the Lord made Adam
And so the Lord made Eve
And for reasons quite unclear
He made Gary & his friend Steve
And when He had finished
They really pissed Him off
And so He played with beetles
And told man to go fuck off

(chorus)
Intelligent Design
Designs Intelligent
He spends most of His time
Down in His own basement
Fascinated with beetles
You'll find Him there most nights
Three hundred and fifty thousand species
Just trying to get it right

Gather round, you little ones
I have a tale to tell
About the origin of life
And why it’s really swell
We know for sure who made this place
The Universe so grand
‘Twas made by God in heaven
All part of Master’s plan

The proof is in the bible
The bible is of God
God is of Himself
He trod a path not trod
He made the universe
In six amazing days
But then He got to tinkering
Now he’s in His insect phase

(chorus)
Intelligent Design
Designs Intelligent
He spends most of His time
Down in His own basement
Fascinated with beetles
You'll find Him there most nights
Three hundred and fifty thousand species
Just trying to get it right

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