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Saturday, August 20, 2005

HORROR OF SEPTEMBER 11TH SET TO ATTACK AGAIN

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CALENDAR SCAN IMAGE OF EVIL SEPTEMBER 11th PREPARING FOR YET ANOTHER ASSAULT

From 1010WINS:

As he has before when he has been challenged, Bush invoked the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks in his radio address.
"On that day, we learned that vast oceans and friendly neighbors no longer protect us from those who wish to harm our people," he said. "And since that day, we have taken the fight to the enemy."
The president has been able to rally Americans behind him before by reminding them of the horror of Sept. 11, most pivotally in last year's close election.


In case you're not paying attention: The real enemy here in America is September 11th*. We need to surround it with September 10th on the front and September 12th covering the rear, though even then we can't be sure if it will be fully contained.

As most decent, honest, freedom-loving Americans would agree, you are either with us or you're with September 11th. I have seen photos of September 11th participating in secret meetings with December 7th (sorry, no link) and was shaken down to the core of my Blackberry, which is surprising because I don't own a Blackberry.

We who love and respect calendars will not pressure our President and Chief Day Planner to give in to that evil day, nor do we dare ask that an exit strategy at 12:00 a.m. of September 12th be implemented--such a plan would only give hope to other evil days who would destroy what we hold dear. September 11th will not vanish just because the clock keeps ticking: it will only recede, regroup to return yet again and again, and for that reason we must continue to wage war on September 11th for centuries. We didn't ask for this endless cycle of conflict, but by golly we will fight it until the bitter end.

*The rumors that September 11th has attemtped to take over December 25th and July 4th have yet to be substantiated, but are probably true, so don't ever, ever relax. Channukah need not worry because its days change every year, an option not yet available for Xmas.

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Original story from Americablog.

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2 Comments:

At 1:10 AM, Blogger LorE Denizen said...

to prevent the evildoers from striking again on a future sept 11, i suggest a UN resolution to strike that date from all future calendars. Of course this would result in every year being a "leap year", and every fourth year to be a "leap leap year", or even a "long jump" year, but if we can screw around with daylight savings time and supertitiously banish 13th floors from high-rise office buldings I certainly think the world could come together on this.

 
At 11:37 AM, Blogger MJS said...

Good idea. We can leap over September 11th and land on September 12th.

p.s. The more our President talks about September 11th the more he gives hope to evil days everywhere.

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