It gives us light for free
It sheds its rays on trees
It warms the days, you see
Is the sun a liberal?
Among the stars, elite
The paparazzi seek
To sneak a peek
Is the sun a liberal?
(chorus)
Goddamn solar commie!
Goddamn solar socialist!
The market will collapse
With this freedom loving shit!
It's time that we questioned
Just why it shines and shines
If it was god-fearing
It would charge us for its time
I heard it hangs out over Cuba
I heard it hides behind the rain
I heard it likes the desert
Was friends with old Hussein
A fire burning in the sky
A threat to all mankind
Just another foolish hippy
Who has lost all of his mind
(chorus)
Goddamn solar commie!
Goddamn solar socialist!
The market will collapse
With this freedom loving shit!
It's time that we questioned
Just why it shines and shines
If it was god-fearing
It would charge us for its time
Yeah, it's time this liberal came down
It's time this liberal fades
We'll be safe from attack
Just by pulling down the shades
And when the winter follows
And the earth is cold as ice
I will blame that golden orange
When we all pay the price
(chorus)
Goddamn solar commie!
Goddamn solar socialist!
The market will collapse
With this freedom loving shit!
It's time that we questioned
Just why it shines and shines
If it was god-fearing
It would charge us for its time
It gives us light for free
It sheds its rays on trees
It warms the days, you see
Is the sun a liberal?
Among the stars, elite
The paparazzi seek
To sneak a peek
Is the sun a liberal?
(chorus)
Goddamn solar commie!
Goddamn solar socialist!
The market will collapse
With this freedom loving shit!
It's time that we questioned
Just why it shines and shines
If it was god-fearing
It would charge us for its time
Sun diagram and image of actual sun are from the good folks at NASA
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