Let's ban gay marriage
Let's ban divorce
Let's ban adultery
Let's hold the course
Let's ban the asshole
Let's ban the dick
Let's ban bodily fluids
The thin and the thick
Let's codify our mission
Make plain to the unwashed
Let's ban orgasms
Just where do we get off?
(chorus)
I blame vaginas
I blame the penis
I blame the titties
That hang from Venus
I blame your mother
I blame your dad
I blame the jeans
Worn by Brad
Oh! Oh! Oh! Ahh...
Uh! Uh! Uh! Ahh yah...
Excuse me, sir?
You done spilled your seed
It's because of the fags, right?
They made you do the deed
When you have a problem
And the problem won't halt
Blame it on a queer
It's always their fault
So let's spread democracy
But not our legs
We will fight for freedom
But not for fags
(chorus)
I blame vaginas
I blame the penis
I blame the titties
That hang from Venus
I blame your mother
I blame your dad
I blame the jeans
Worn by Brad
Oh! Oh! Oh! Ahh...
Uh! Uh! Uh! Ahh yah...
You are so stupid
You are so lame
Looking for a scapegoat
Where to hang your blame
You aren't a Christian
What would a Christian care
Except to feed the poor
And bring love to share
Yeah, I said it
And I won't take it back
When you preach your hatred
You put Christ on the rack
I won't take it back
(chorus)
I blame vaginas
I blame the penis
I blame the titties
That hang from Venus
I blame your mother
I blame your dad
I blame the jeans
Worn by Brad
Oh! Oh! Oh! Ahh...
Uh! Uh! Uh! Ahh yah...
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