TACO BELL UNVEILS NEW "DEATH CHALUPA"

There was a lot, and I do mean "a lot" of industry buzz about the unveiling of Taco Bell's new DEATH CHALUPA.

Frankly, their Blasotcyst Burrito was an utter failure, except amongst the infertile crowd. But DEATH CHALUPA seems to be catching on with the I Want To Die While Restrained In Fabric set. Add hot sauce and cheese and carry on, my wayward son, carry on!

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