Mid-Eastern Triplex, close to shopping, airports, museums, stunning private gated "Green Zone" a great refuge from hectic environs. Patio, spa, hot tub, formal torture rooms, stainless steel kitchens, mother-in-law guest house. Recent electrical, plumbing upgrades. A real taste of Mesopotamia! Bay windows, river views, mosques, churches, morgues. Byzantine catacombs, granite tombs, some ordnance, spacious countryside, patio w/arbor. Dead people promptly buried! Large ditches, mass graves, great for funeral enthusiasts! THIS IS A PROBATE SALE! DO NOT DISTURB TENANTS!
Listing by Norquist, Perle, Wolfowitz & Cheney, Residential Brokers. Closed Mondays. Call today!
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Estate Rendering from National Geographic, an Equal Opportunity Cartographer, Lmtd.
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