Well blog me down!

This is my second attempt at blogging--a couple of years ago, when the world was just as ugly and beautiful as it is now but needed less makeup, I futzed with a blog (not including an earlier incarnation via AOL called "Next Miles") but not being tech savvy, and impatient with such things, I instead dropped it like a warm turd and went a-haunting.

So, without further ado, I bring you Mortaljive (deafending applause), the place where snark meets tuna.

I am going to try and figure out how to upload images now. Stop reading...now.

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