Jesus' General wrote a letter about the plight of poor, bleagured white conservatives--especially ones who don't mind posting racial slurs on the Internet(s) to help drive a point home. As usual, the General inspired me:
Celebrating Fifty Years of Racism!
Immigrants are gnarly
They're fat and dumb and wet
They'll eat up all the barley
They do not make good pets
Immigrants are trouble
So brown and lost and mad
I'm proud to say goodbye to them
And kick them in the gnads
See, the future is a promise
The past is a big lie
All we have is a private "now"
Go get your own damn pie
(chorus)
Wetbacks! Wetbacks!
With backs that are really wet
They swam across the rio
They should use the Internet
(You can sit naked with a wig on
When you use the Internet)
But my point is Wetbacks! Wetbacks!
Get a towel and go on home
America is a swimming pool
Where the whites can be alone
Did I mention they all smell bad?
Or that their legs are thin?
They're addicted to tequila
They drink it just like gin
Illegal are the ways of man
Lawbreakers all the way
Throw them out on Friday morn
They come back on Saturday
I wish they would just stay home
So white folks could go out
I'm tired of seeing brown people
Every time I rant and shout
(chorus)
Wetbacks! Wetbacks!
With backs that are really wet
They swam across the rio
They should use the Internet
(You can sit naked with a wig on
When you use the Internet)
But my point is Wetbacks! Wetbacks!
Get a towel and go on home
America is a swimming pool
Where the whites can be alone
Immigrants are gnarly
They're fat and dumb and wet
They'll eat up all the barley
They do not make good pets
Immigrants are trouble
So brown and lost and mad
I'm proud to say goodbye to them
And kick them in the gnads
See, the future is a promise
The past is a big lie
All we have is a private "now"
Go get your own damn pie
(chorus)
Wetbacks! Wetbacks!
With backs that are really wet
They swam across the rio
They should use the Internet
(You can sit naked with a wig on
When you use the Internet)
But my point is Wetbacks! Wetbacks!
Get a towel and go on home
America is a swimming pool
Where the whites can be alone
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Celebrating Fifty Years of Racism!
Immigrants are gnarly
They're fat and dumb and wet
They'll eat up all the barley
They do not make good pets
Immigrants are trouble
So brown and lost and mad
I'm proud to say goodbye to them
And kick them in the gnads
See, the future is a promise
The past is a big lie
All we have is a private "now"
Go get your own damn pie
(chorus)
Wetbacks! Wetbacks!
With backs that are really wet
They swam across the rio
They should use the Internet
(You can sit naked with a wig on
When you use the Internet)
But my point is Wetbacks! Wetbacks!
Get a towel and go on home
America is a swimming pool
Where the whites can be alone
Did I mention they all smell bad?
Or that their legs are thin?
They're addicted to tequila
They drink it just like gin
Illegal are the ways of man
Lawbreakers all the way
Throw them out on Friday morn
They come back on Saturday
I wish they would just stay home
So white folks could go out
I'm tired of seeing brown people
Every time I rant and shout
(chorus)
Wetbacks! Wetbacks!
With backs that are really wet
They swam across the rio
They should use the Internet
(You can sit naked with a wig on
When you use the Internet)
But my point is Wetbacks! Wetbacks!
Get a towel and go on home
America is a swimming pool
Where the whites can be alone
Immigrants are gnarly
They're fat and dumb and wet
They'll eat up all the barley
They do not make good pets
Immigrants are trouble
So brown and lost and mad
I'm proud to say goodbye to them
And kick them in the gnads
See, the future is a promise
The past is a big lie
All we have is a private "now"
Go get your own damn pie
(chorus)
Wetbacks! Wetbacks!
With backs that are really wet
They swam across the rio
They should use the Internet
(You can sit naked with a wig on
When you use the Internet)
But my point is Wetbacks! Wetbacks!
Get a towel and go on home
America is a swimming pool
Where the whites can be alone
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