You can't bury a shadow
You can't burn a shadow
You can't expect the shadow to laugh at your jokes
You can't deliver a message to a shadow
You can't make a shadow eat a pizza
You can't put a shadow on a bone and bring a dead friend back to life
You can't make a killer stop his own shadow
You can't stop the shadow from trying
You can't explain temperature to a shadow
You can't lift a shadow
You can't say goodbye to a shadow
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You can play the "I stomped on your shadow's head" game with your kid's shadow.
You can make shadow puppets.
Your shadow can tell you if these pants make your ass look big.
But you can't ask a shadow to loan you $20 til payday....