Senator and Lead Video Diagnostician Bill "Here, Puss-Puss" Frist has produced a document that is purported to prove he is not, as Senate Majority Leader, responsible for anything. The document, titled "I Was Not Responsible For Anything That Happened in the Senate" has been making the rounds in DC since the Central 14 Group, led by John McCain, hammered out a bilateral compromise that averted the Senate showdown over the so-called "Nuclear Option."
Senator Frist, speaking from inside a bathroom stall in his Senate Chamber's Office, said "Dobson! It's all Dobson's fault! I wanted to play along, but..." before regaining his compposure and flushing the rest of his dignity down his private toilet.
Good luck, Bill! You're a free man from here on in!
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Senator Frist, speaking from inside a bathroom stall in his Senate Chamber's Office, said "Dobson! It's all Dobson's fault! I wanted to play along, but..." before regaining his compposure and flushing the rest of his dignity down his private toilet.
Good luck, Bill! You're a free man from here on in!
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