50 States That Won't Recover

"The problem is all about your dead," he said joyfully
"All you need's a little help, probably from me
I'd like to help you with a brand new remedy
There must be fifty states that won't recover"

He said, "The states are all so tried, all so true
They are the chosen ones, the ones with attitude
Let the people run amuck, we are so very screwed
There must be fifty states that won't recover"

Just rev up the car, Barr
Build a new wall, Saul
Stand back six feet, Pete
It's all about me
Go on the attack, Zach
Gonna find sanctuary, where
Our victory will be complete
Pay attention to me

She said, "It grieves me to watch CNN
I wish they would be like FOX and show their devotion
I said, "I appreciate that, and would you
tell me about the fifty states?"
She said, "Why don't you just pee on it tonight
The Corona Virus will laugh with such delight"
And then she coughed on me, my fever went so very high
There must be fifty states that won't recover

Just rev up the car, Barr
Build a new wall, Saul
Stand back six feet, Pete
It's all about me
Go on the attack, Zach
Gonna find sanctuary, where
Our victory will be complete
Pay attention to me

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