THE PLEDGE OF ALL LITIGANTS

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I pledge forbearance
To the clothtacular stars & stripes
Of the Omnivorous States of Plutocracy Heights
And to the lock-step Republicans
With cash in hands
Insatiable
Der obere Vater gewährt Wünsche*
With Liberty and Justice for people who can afford such perks
Ahem

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Now, class, let's turn to page 61 and find out why Adam liked the Velociraptors best...

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Image of Über Pater from here.

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*"The Upper Father Grants Wishes"

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Comments

Anonymous said…
Oh-my-God. Please save me from your followers.