Mortaljive: The Rest is Silence

There is no still point in all the Universe, and that is the rock upon which I stand

Thursday, September 15, 2005

THE PLEDGE OF ALL LITIGANTS

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I pledge forbearance
To the clothtacular stars & stripes
Of the Omnivorous States of Plutocracy Heights
And to the lock-step Republicans
With cash in hands
Insatiable
Der obere Vater gewährt Wünsche*
With Liberty and Justice for people who can afford such perks
Ahem

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Now, class, let's turn to page 61 and find out why Adam liked the Velociraptors best...

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Image of Über Pater from here.

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*"The Upper Father Grants Wishes"

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1 Comments:

At 6:24 AM, Anonymous beq said...

Oh-my-God. Please save me from your followers.

 

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