God ran un-opposed back in November
He won by a trillion stars
There was no paper trail to follow
His opponent was crushed to death on Mars
God has appointed a champion
To the Universe United
He will represent the interests of heaven
All the others can go and bite it
(angelic chorus)
Glory, glory hallelujah
Glory, glory puddin' pie
Climb the ladder up to heaven
Asteroids are standing by
Just waiting to give you a ride
Into the sky
Heaven isn't democratic
You can't vote for what you want
It's assumed you'll get in line there
Or set adrift the universe to haunt
There are no graveyards in Heaven
There are no caskets in Hell
There's just one big long party
And one goddamn awful smell
(angelic chorus)
Glory, glory hallelujah
Glory, glory puddin' pie
Climb the ladder up to heaven
Asteroids are standing by
Just waiting to give you a ride
Into the sky
God ran un-opposed back in November
He won by a trillion stars
There was no paper trail to follow
His opponent was crushed to death on Mars
God has appointed a champion
To the Universe United
He will represent the interests of heaven
All the others can go and bite it
(angelic chorus)
Glory, glory hallelujah
Glory, glory puddin' pie
Climb the ladder up to heaven
Asteroids are standing by
Just waiting to give you a ride
Into the sky
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ROVE. TREASON. BETRAYAL. ROVE. TREASON. BETRAYAL
ROVE. TREASON. BETRAYAL. ROVE. TREASON. BETRAYAL
ROVE. TREASON. BETRAYAL. ROVE. TREASON. BETRAYAL
ROVE. TREASON. BETRAYAL. ROVE. TREASON. BETRAYAL
ROVE. TREASON. BETRAYAL. ROVE. TREASON. BETRAYAL
Tomorrow, consider posting these simple, easy to use words
wherever you go on the Many Internets. You'll be glad you did!
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Comments
At least I got all of the milk out of the keyboard by now...
Surely it must be a "miracle," right...
pfft.