I SAW ORRIN HATCH, AS ALIVE AS YOU OR ME

I saw Orrin Hatch on C-SPAN 2 today
I saw Orrin Hatch, hip-hip-hip-hooray
I saw Orrin Hatch, the senator from Utah
I saw Orrin Hatch, that's who I thought I saw

I saw men in suits talking up a storm
They all talked a lot, and then they talked some more
I saw men in suits, and yes, some women too
I saw them all and saw what they can do

I saw Orrin Hatch and lots of men in suits
They had lovely ties and lots of knots to boot
America is dressed up and ready to go
I saw Orrin Hatch and I know he knows I know

(chorus)
Power grab! Power grab!
Let's grab up all the power
For the good folks in Moab!
All we need are fifty votes
Then one more from Dick Cheney
Let's grab up all the power
So the others won't have any, boys
So the others won't have any

I saw Orrin Hatch on C-SPAN 2 today
I saw Orrin Hatch, hip-hip-hip-hooray
I saw Orrin Hatch, the senator from Utah
I saw Orrin Hatch, that's who I thought I saw

I saw men in suits talking up a storm
They all talked a lot, and then they talked some more
I saw men in suits, and yes, some women too
I saw them all and saw what they can do

I saw Orrin Hatch and lots of men in suits
They had lovely ties and lots of knots to boot
America is dressed up and ready to go
I saw Orrin Hatch and I know he knows I know

(repeat chorus)
Power grab! Power grab!
Let's grab up all the power
For the good folks in Moab!
All we need are fifty votes
Then one more from Dick Cheney
Let's grab up all the power
So the others won't have any, boys
So the others won't have any

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Comments

Annie said…
I'd pay money to stand outside your shower and listen to you singing in there.
mjs said…
Fine. I'll just move the lead guitarist and drummer into the vanity, and the keyboardist and bassist to the hall. Note: Sometimes, when I drop the soap, you can hear a brass section.

But I wanna tell 'ya...

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Annie said…
You are cracking me up!
stc said…
I sing in the shower too. Follow these badly done posts to a few of my more painful attempts.

http://beastsbelly.blogspot.com/2005/04/tom-delaya-tribute-song.html

http://beastsbelly.blogspot.com/2005/04/little-whine-little-song.html